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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the photoshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


A GIRLFRIEND -




DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


KARMA - Buddhists aren't the only people that believe in it




WTF?!?! - Motifake is missing!


TAGS: rnr motifake periodic internet
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

5butjam - July 6, 2010, 8:23 am
I have this on a bag...
Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:24 pm
Thats cause this table is flawed


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
[email protected] - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and fuck jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am
He he great one


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!


TAGS: real woman warrior kitchen sammich tits
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Reminds me of my ex... I was never allowed in the kitchen and she was a great cook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm
See?
BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
True...True
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG - When simply going to hell isn't quite enough.


TAGS: religion
Rating: 2.68/5
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 4:03 am
Ciao. Take care.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 4:02 am
Night Man.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 4:01 am
Hindsight 20/20
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 4:01 am
Anyway....things are getting blurry....and AK said he'd call with a bedtime story.......so...Have a good Siesta.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:55 am
The way I see it.....If I wanted to stay in touch with those assholes....I would have gotten their e-mails and phone #'s.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:54 am
Ahhhh... smart move. I've got facebook... by my goddaughters' requests... and now people I'd gladly forgotten about have found me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:52 am
I just throw her facebook addiction back at her......Don't have a page, Never will..(stabby ex has been looking for me there)
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:49 am
Hell, I haven't told my girl about it.... and wouldn't until 6 months after she moved in.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:48 am
Yeah, well... it's like 3 stooges or monty python... most chicks just don't get it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:45 am
She's actually a real sweetheart.....Until I piss her off.....I take a lot of Flak over Motifake.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:43 am
You've got the irish thing... and with metabolism like that? The mental and physical combo is lethal!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:42 am
BTW....I'm deeply afraid of her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:41 am
Last night Mrs.Mooooooo ate 2 burgers and a large fries......I only got through the first burger (cannibal) and most of the fries..........She's 104lbs....I'm pushing 240.....figure that shit out.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:39 am
But with a clear weight advantage... you should have a bit of control.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:38 am
Never a big one... but not all skinny. I'm italian, I cook, I eat. I'm not comfortable with a girl who won't eat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:38 am
But remember......skinny leads to screwed up "cycles" ughhh.....which leads to unpredictable stabbings and general assaults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:36 am
Lucky you. I attract the more... spirited ones. And as it turns out, crazy isn't weight-specific.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:35 am
Also....I'm kinda fat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:34 am
I've never had a "plump" one.....Skinny chicks gravitate to me....I have a lot more Mass......It's a "cosmic" thing.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:31 am
Odd, isn't it? Butit's better than calling one plump and watching them lose their butt and chest in the process of getting down to their birthweight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:27 am
?*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:27 am
My ex (also Irish) stabbed me 4 times with a hair pin...cuz I called her skinny. (since when is that an insult")
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:22 am
An ital girlfriend of mine (back in the day) got mad because I told her sister I liked her new hair color. Woke up at 3am to her trying to cut my wrist with a steak knife. 16 stitches.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:21 am
That's what makes them so enjoyable. A little challenge is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:20 am
The difference between Irish and Italian is.. an Irish girl can't cook but she CAN dismember your corpse and covertly serve it in a dish made primarily from potatoes and dirt.....and no-ones the wiser.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:09 am
Tsk tsk... I'm old-school italian... my compliments are usually back-handed, and I enjoy getting a back-hand for saying them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:08 am
I think you'd like her.....until the Irish came out, and she decapitated you for paying her a compliment.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:06 am
Awesome. Any girl who can pull off tomboy without losing a feminine side is gold in my book.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:04 am
Thank God it's not just me......Mrs. Moooooooooooo goes by "Dani"....and can outrun me and drink me under the table.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:03 am
Celine? Not a fan of that look... nor her stupidity. I worked at Caesars Palace when her husband would play there... she'd come down to VIP occasionally. Ding-bat is the nicest I could say about her.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 3:01 am
I do agree, but then again, I'm somewhat partial to girls who can be "one of the guys".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 3:01 am
Was there Maple syrup or at least a whore who looked like Celine or Pamela?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:59 am
I went to a public park and watched Canadian Bacon on my Zune... does that count?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:58 am
You know what I'm saying....Robbi...Stevie.....even Charlie, for Charlene......What's that # for AA again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:56 am
Tribal.....never been to Canada have you?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:55 am
Depends... are you in a local or a federal prison?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:54 am
I must have missed the Ron thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:54 am
Is it just me ...or do chicks with "close to" guys names sound hotter?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:51 am
+i - but I was referring back to the motifake implications of Ron's carnal knowledge of my girl.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:45 am
"where in the world is aggy's tranny girlfriend"....no offense bud, Just trying to be funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:44 am
Some guy called Ronski brought this 1 up in the comments.....is your Chiquita called Ron?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:44 am
LMAO! So, it's just a more disturbing answer to a question I shouldn't have asked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:43 am
No.....I woulda said ask "carmen sandiego"
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:42 am
Is that a dig at my girl again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:40 am
Ask Ronski.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:37 am
Wait... why are you searching butt plug motifakes?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:35 am
VERY funny to see all of those aliases.... back in the schizo days.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Ahhhh....Nostalgic poster comments.......No avatars, Sean has a million aliases.
Ronski - September 23, 2009, 2:29 am
Creche - like collection - or child care centre.... wtf??
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 5:13 pm
thats so distubing its funny
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:19 am
up someone's arse.
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:18 am
It's where religion belongs.
Sean - December 18, 2008, 12:22 pm
... and in some ways more deeply satisfyng, than in others ...
murderblade - December 17, 2008, 8:59 pm
jesus is inside all of us, some ways different than other's.
Charles - November 15, 2008, 9:28 pm
MWLF, you are most wise. In a very disturbing way lol.
Sean - November 15, 2008, 12:19 am
ooh, ooh, ooh, oooooh
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 10:50 pm
A creche is a small French pastry filled with buttercream, and manger is the French word for 'to eat', so it is entirely disgusting in the present context.
Sean - November 14, 2008, 7:14 pm
I'm now all confused again. Is a creche anything like a manger? The French word for it, maybe?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 7:11 pm
And the three wise men wisely left their gifts and said 'Look, we gotta go. Enjoy your myrrh. There's also some gold and frankincense. Sorry to run, we're not judging, we just have another appointment in um, Egypt.
Sean - November 14, 2008, 6:47 pm
Funny. Disturbing. And unfortunately, educational: I now think I know what a "dildo creche" is ... but not why it would need a centerpiece. Maybe Martha Stewart can help us out, there.


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little shit doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


Demotivation -




~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the photo!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


THE LION KING - True story.




YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too fucking stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind fuck
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..


TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
Looks a bit like 100064


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm
lol x 5²


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

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DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.26/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

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TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...


FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention




MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




NARF - it was what pinky said.


TAGS: pinky narf idiot
Rating: 3.07/5
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:11 pm
And "Poit" and "Zort" and "Troz" and...I know far too much about this for my own good.


THE RAMS SUCK! -




MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of photos.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE -


TAGS: attention please no warning shot
Rating: 4.81/5

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Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.53/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - Damn Straight


THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -


TAGS: mma ufc fedor affliction fight fighting
Rating: 2.74/5

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DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 9:26 pm
I can't wait for him to finish up his new look: Magnum.


LISTEN UP -


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.53/5

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concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:11 am
yes, an UP yours
premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


YOUR CAT -


TAGS: contradiction humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am
Your cat...shits in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the taps because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


People of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: -


TAGS: faith religion
Rating: 4.94/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:32 pm
@ nobodyofdistinction - Atheists claim that truth is that god does not exist. Agnostics say they do not know the truth about God. Whatever your faith believe strongly and live accordingly God the Creator like the passionately wrong more than meh.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:08 pm
MissPriss no you idiot atheists are the only ones NOT claiming to know THE truth. All the faiths claim to be the custodians of the truth and an atheist is someone who says bullcrap you know nothing.
Zeul - August 24, 2015, 9:52 pm
In a word ... Nice!!!
Oldsod - August 24, 2015, 6:33 pm
As a lapsed Baptist, I approve this message...
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:14 pm
And atheists take it a 5L step further claiming to know THE truth...teehee.
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 12:02 pm
Real nice. L L L L L
GaryO - August 24, 2015, 11:11 am
I've always liked this joke. Made a poster on it too, a few yrs back. 5L
concern3 - August 24, 2015, 6:28 am
excellent work a 5er


SOME DAYS -




GETTING READY TO DEPLOY -


TAGS: preparation military
Rating: 4.82/5

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smalltownguy - May 20, 2011, 2:08 pm
Ah memories! :) 100% accurate.
BeardNinja - May 20, 2011, 9:25 am
the sad truth is that this is probably a more worth while pump than anything the military does.
BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:15 am
Accurate!
StudentGuy - May 20, 2011, 6:13 am
Cool story Bro
forseti - May 20, 2011, 1:39 am
sounds like fun


FACEPALM - Because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work


TAGS: lion facepalm
Rating: 3.14/5

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I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am

I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.


TAGS: lion lioness henpecked
Rating: 4.27/5

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holymoly - February 29, 2012, 4:16 pm
love it. king of the jungle my ass.. we know who wears the mane


EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:31 pm
Know who hates Chuck Norris posts and jokes more than anyone here, mods included? Chuck himself. He's gone on record saying he's sick of people making him sound like an asshole.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the button, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ cockroach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect analog.


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


SPECTATOR SLOWDOWN -


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.


FANATICISM -


TAGS: argument opinion
Rating: 4.66/5

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elf - May 19, 2013, 1:55 pm
Human nature. Everybody wants to close the door behind themselves, not realizing that all those before them were kind enough to leave it open.
gas - December 1, 2011, 8:10 pm
lol, didn't think about that one
Preacher Man - November 23, 2011, 11:15 pm
The bitter truth is that the redneck wouldn't be stopped short by the Native American. He'd just say 'Go back to the reservation!'
gas - November 21, 2011, 11:14 pm
that's a good quote! ironic but no less true. thx all ^^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
Excellent, I love it! As George Carlin said, "This land was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free." So true.
Budog - November 20, 2011, 6:31 pm
Classic 5L !
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:21 pm

well done


POLICE MEDIC -


TAGS: police riot
Rating: 4.33/5

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Hardyguitary - December 8, 2009, 9:20 am
WIN... Just... WIN!
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 4:29 pm
5/5 Good watching out.
Shyanne - November 30, 2009, 3:21 pm
awesome! I love this.
Ed-Hyde - November 27, 2009, 7:13 am
Must be pentecostal. BE HEALED!! WHACK!! Darn, gotta try again. and again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
So that's what "la'migra" dresses you in while you wait for processing.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 3:28 pm
This is hilarious!!!!!
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
lol. thats the best this pic has ever been used!


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta shot for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Shot ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


POWERLESS MASTER -




ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am
OH bullshit. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bullshit.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
This is brilliant. Bra5o


Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


TEABAGGING - I'm doing it!


TAGS: tea bagging teabagging lions
Rating: 3.13/5

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Woody - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
Truely owned!!!
jj - October 6, 2008, 7:53 pm
"snailing" OMFG! HAAHAhahahahahah
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's a female lion. She's snailing!


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




1ST BASEBALL GAME -


TAGS: enthusiasm is contagious
Rating: 4.43/5

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ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 8:33 pm
5 Kiltlifters for ye.


ON 2ND THOUGHT -




TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD -


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.77/5

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Gigavolt - December 23, 2012, 12:42 am
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:37 am
Gold..
gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
AHA!
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?


diplomacy -


TAGS: vicious dog will rogers humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 21, 2016, 6:44 am
I love Mr. rogers, UP yours


NRA -


TAGS: nra guns photography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double taps from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you


THE RECESSION - Affecting the people you'd least expect




MY SILENCE - Is Not For You To Analyze


TAGS: the futility of communication
Rating: 4.5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:57 pm
Their*******
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:56 pm
There's plenty right with you too. Some just won't take the time to see it. There loss is my gain.
TrueGrave - September 23, 2012, 6:17 pm
There is plenty wrong with me
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
It happens so much to so many people. If you are just like them or respond the way they assume you should, there must be something wrong with you. Society is cruel.


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

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Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


BOO -




MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




ISLAM -


TAGS: islam religion terrorism
Rating: 3.73/5

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zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm
Damnit! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?


RELATIONSHIPS - Am I the only one that's noticed when you argue with a woman the strategies she employs to win make Sun Tzu appear to be a retarded fifth grader attempting to master checkers?


TAGS: relationship
Rating: 4.74/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:53 pm
Sun Tzu made logical choices and acted on them. Women make because, choices; acts on them and suffers latter.
Rhovanmark - January 26, 2012, 1:37 am
Well d*mn I could argue withat logic, but it wouldn't make much sense.
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:26 am
It is because Sun-Tzu was handicapped by the need to make sense
Rhovanmark - January 23, 2012, 10:24 pm
I've asked the same question dj i'm waiting on the answer.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 5:09 pm
Is it possible for mods to change the "Creator"? Regardless, n1. :)
caveman - January 22, 2012, 7:05 am
Mayve you weren't log in at the time? Thats' the best guess i can think of..... oh and 5l's
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!


CHLOROFORM - The way real men get the girl.


TAGS: funny hilarious girl boy relationship
Rating: 1.98/5

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Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 4:19 am
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"?"Huh...oh".*Passes out*"Score"!
Haha! - May 6, 2008, 4:59 am
The comments on this one are as funny as the original pic. Bravo!
Renee - May 6, 2008, 12:29 am
Be careful... the one you get with chloroform is the one who uses arsenic to get your life insurance!
Sean - April 20, 2008, 2:58 am
Hey, way to take a picture with a funny caption on it and ... kinda just repeat that below. Your muse is clearly working overtime. At her other job.


BLACK MARIO GANG - Bowser stole our ho so we gonna cap his ass


TAGS: mario luigi wario bowser black
Rating: 3.89/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:26 pm
hahaha great xD


HYPOCRISY - No one does it better than christians


TAGS: christian religion atheist atheism
Rating: 3.63/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 26, 2010, 11:27 am
Organized religion has corrupted any religious beliefs.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:07 pm
I'm Christan and do not find this offensive. We are hypocrites. But when you think about it, what religions is not hypocritical? The ideas are not, the people are.
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:35 pm
SILVERMIST!! SILVERMIST!! The SALEM wich trials were about moldy rye bread. It has the same properties as LSD. Times were tuff and know-one knew about penicilian. Look it up on WIKIPEDIA. LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS.
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:32 pm
I'm a UNITARIAN, what-eva zat is. BUT I had to church mammas wanna beat me up because they believed i cut in front of them in line. They hadjust left church.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:17 pm
LD, I'm not an Atheist, but I do sympathize with them, as I live in the bible-belt, and most so-called "Christians" here are such arrogant, pushy, hypocritical f*cktards I wanna give most of them a nice, strong buckshot enema.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 3:38 am
Well said Oni. Every religion, including atheism, has people who beat you over the head with their beliefs. The very existence of the cartoon is an exercise in irony.
OniRyu - September 14, 2009, 12:44 am
There are some Christians like this, but then again all religions have some like this, it's why we can never live in peace, because too many people think their way is better than anyone elses.
Lena - August 18, 2009, 8:55 pm
Then they like to pretend none of it ever happened.
LogicDude - July 1, 2009, 4:28 pm
@reason: English. Do you read it?
reason - July 1, 2009, 5:32 am
@Silvermist: witches were burned by christians
The sad truth - June 6, 2009, 8:02 am
Hypocrisy, no one does it better than humans
Silvermist - May 4, 2009, 6:49 pm
How many atheists do you think burnt witches at the stake or hung them? How many do you think were burned or hanged as witches?
jesusfreak - April 20, 2009, 5:07 pm
agreed that there are many jackass christians out there, but the jackass title need not apply to all of us
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
Atheists are in such a rush to prove everyone else wrong...but can't so! So instead they draw cartoons showing religious people to be nuts. Not that there aren't a fair share of wingnuts in ALL the camps from atheists to Christians!
Velin - April 16, 2009, 1:36 pm
On the other side, chrystians are not making these comics...so I think it could be other way around.
neox - December 10, 2008, 11:45 am
so true.....


Just one goal -


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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:34 pm
Male lions generally don't do the hunting at all. They're semen factories for their pride, that's it.
CloudchaserS - April 20, 2013, 1:56 am
Us predators hate it when that happens. Our food always running is bad enough, fighting back is worse.
Preacher Man - April 19, 2013, 10:50 pm
Run, Mufasa, RUN!
SLOHAND62 - April 19, 2013, 3:48 pm
5winded lions for a timely laugh today. Thanks for sharing
EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
This is why lions don't like to hunt alone.


PONDER THIS - I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


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CatEyes - May 6, 2011, 12:37 am
nice point.
EntiTy - May 6, 2011, 12:09 am
if the key to failure is trying to please everyone shouldnt the key to success be to please only urself for wat is success but the perspecctive of ones self worth


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:22 am
Seen something similar in the book "9 Reasons to Punch a Dolphin." They gave some interesting/humorous examples to remember these grammatical rules. I highly recommended that book, bwahahaha!


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